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Qmiser
06-17-2009, 11:46 AM
I've been wanting to make a review for as long as I've been on the forums, but there's always been one problem: I don't know what to review. So I came up with a fun idea last week to help with this. You guys are going to tell me what to review!

Basically, if someone posts "Review _____" then I will post scores for different categories, an overall score, and a paragraph of why I gave it the scores I did, and other comments as soon as I can. Any comments after a review are still welcome even though the format is different than most reviews. Scores will be on a 5-1 scale, 1 being the highest.

Also please limit requests to video games and movies and don't spam a ton of requests. If you see one of the latest posts has a request, please wait until after the review of said request unless you feel it absolutely necessary to post it then. And please don't ask me to review something that someone else has done recently, cause that's rude.

By the way, RMR stands for "Requested Mini Reviews".

Now that we got that we got that out of the way, let's start the reviewing! *waits for request*

Tachyon
06-17-2009, 11:50 AM
Ooooh! you know what I want! Review BattleTanx 1 (N64)

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 11:57 AM
I have never heard of Battle Tanx, but here goes:

Graphics: 4- Poor (even for N64 quality)
Gameplay: 3- Good
Story: 4- Poor
Overall: 4- Poor

Like I said, never heard of it, but based on looking it up on Wikipedia it doesn't seem to be a very good game. The gameplay seems good for multiplayer fun, but that's about it, and even that doesn't seem too good. But if you have fun with it, good for you! I personally think it seems like a poor game.

Tachyon
06-17-2009, 12:02 PM
I have never heard of Battle Tanx, but here goes:

Graphics: 4- Poor (even for N64 quality)
Gameplay: 3- Good
Story: 4- Poor
Overall: 4- Poor

Like I said, never heard of it, but based on looking it up on Wikipedia it doesn't seem to be a very good game. The gameplay seems good for multiplayer fun, but that's about it, and even that doesn't seem too good. But if you have fun with it, good for you! I personally think it seems like a poor game.

Why does everyone hate it?! Anyway, its your opinion. I agree on the story, its ridiculous.

I`ll wait for someone else to post... (I have like 3 other games...XD)

Mezix
06-17-2009, 12:03 PM
Review: Kingdom Hearts II

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 12:11 PM
Kingdom Hearts 2
Graphics: 2-Excellent
Gameplay: 2-Excellent
Music: 3: Good
Story: 2-Excellent
Overall: 2-Excellent

I have never played Kingdom Hearts 1 or 2 at all thanks to lack of PS2, but I have had some hands on experience. The controls are awesome and the combat is awesome as well. The graphics work well for the game, as does the music (although I think it isn't the best). I'm not familiar with the full story, but from what I've played of it, it's good enough to be considered excellent. If I can ever get my hands on a PS2, I'm definitely playing it.

DeaPGalaxy
06-17-2009, 12:14 PM
Review Resident Evil 4.
Also, nce little idea you have here! =D

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 12:18 PM
Resident Evil 4
Gameplay: 2-Excellent
Graphics: 2-Excellent
Story: 2-Excellent
Overall: 2-Excellent

Another game I've never played. However based on what I know, it's all very well done and I should probably find a way to play it soon... Yea that's about it on this one.

Mezix
06-17-2009, 12:20 PM
Review: Super Mario 64

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 12:28 PM
Super Mario 64
Gameplay: 1-Superior
Graphics: 1-Superior
Music: 1-Superior
Story: 3-Good
Overall: 1-Superior

Haven't played it all the way through, but I've played enough of it to know that this game is amazing! The story is pretty simple, but the rest of if rocks! I especially love the music that's in it, seriously. The graphics were great for the time, and is bearable even today! As for the gameplay... well I suck at platformers, but the gameplay was still amazingly good and I could actually do a lot in it despite my horribleness.

SilverLPJ
06-17-2009, 12:29 PM
Review Gex 64 :)

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 12:37 PM
Gex 64... I only found enough information to do a review on the story. It's pretty weird. That's about all I can say. Never heard of this one so there's not much I can do. Sorry, but hey I tried.

Tachyon
06-17-2009, 12:43 PM
Review 007; golden eye (N64)

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 12:55 PM
007: Goldeneye
Graphics: 3-Good
Gameplay: 1-Superior
Story: 1-Superior
Overall: 1-Superior

I have never played it, but from what I've seen the graphics are okay for N64 standards. However it's 007 which means the story is pretty awesome (although some of the other stories suck) and the gameplay was revolutionary. If there was a game with similar gameplay before it, it didn't do it as well. Although I'm not a huge 007 fan, I definitely think this is one of the best games on N64.

Tachyon
06-17-2009, 01:31 PM
Yay! a good rating for a 007 game! I have a Question Q, i`ll PM you later...

DeaPGalaxy
06-17-2009, 01:47 PM
Ocarina Of Time maybe?

Oculin
06-17-2009, 01:53 PM
Disaster Day of Crisis.

Brineboy
06-17-2009, 02:19 PM
Review: Evolution (dreamcast version)

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 02:49 PM
Ocarina of Time
Graphics: 2-Excellent
Gameplay: 1-Superior
Music: 1-Superior
Story: 2.5-Between Excellent and Good
Overall: 1-Superior

Ocarina of time is one of the best games of all time, enough said. The music is beast, the gameplay is superb, and the graphics, although today looks like someone put some kind of oil on the screen, is still bearable today. The story... well it's hard to explain how I feel. It's a good story, but I feel like there were some weird spots. I don't know... it's still an awesome game.

I have no idea about the other two requests... sorry.

5t0k35
06-17-2009, 02:52 PM
Hey You, Pikachu! _awesome_

DeaPGalaxy
06-17-2009, 05:58 PM
Ristar. If it doesn't get all 1s, I'll go crazy(er)!

Qmiser
06-17-2009, 07:24 PM
Hey You Pikachu
Gameplay: 4-Poor
Graphics: 3-Good
Story: There was a story?
Overall: 4-Poor

It was a good idea, but it was very unresponsive and was just overall bad. The graphics were standard and I forgot about any possible story. It was fun, but was overall very poor.


Ristar: All 1's
Happy now? lol

DeaPGalaxy
06-18-2009, 06:13 AM
:lol:
Yes, yes I am! :lol: :D

Brineboy
06-18-2009, 11:16 AM
Disgaea Afternoon of Darkness (or any other Disgaea game)
If you dont know those games how about Suikoden or Wildarms.

Ruju
06-18-2009, 08:03 PM
Review: Ookami (replaying it lol)

Qmiser
06-22-2009, 06:04 PM
I'm sorry, but I am completely unfamiliar with those games. Next please.