Today I woke up. I ate food. Some nice mormons came over but they got sad and left. I played South Park. I beat South Park. I ate some more. I remember I pooped at one point. There was a great crowd of people cheering me on, it was glorious! TSG is doing a minithon for the Danky Kang series. I wonder if any of the TSG guys are single?
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