So, this is something stupid I've been brainstorming on and off for, oh, I'd say about six years now. I've thought about it every now and again, but I've never really had any way of putting it all together. But you know what, I wanted to see what I could drum up to celebrate the Pokethon.
Anyway, this is a parody of "If I Had $1000000" by the Barenaked Ladies. I've noticed a couple things in the Pokemon games cost $1000000), and when I come across them in playthroughs, I tend to sing the song replacing stuff like "fur coat" with "Slowpoketail" or "limousine" with "Bicycle." Ever since I started doing that, I've wondered if I could make a whole song out of it, and finally, just in time for the Pokethon, I've done it to my satisfaction.
There are plenty of Pokemon references to be found. See how many you can find (though I just softballed you two of them). Also, the end is a pun. Bonus points for that.
If I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you a Gym!
(I would buy you a Gym!)
And if I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you a gimmick for your Gym!
(Maybe some nice warping spots or electric locks!)
And if I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000),
I’d buy you a Magmar!
(A nice reliable Fire-type!)
And if I had $1000000,
I’d buy your love…
If I had $1000000,
I’d build a Secret Base in the yard!
If I had $1000000,
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard!
If I had $1000000,
Maybe we could put just a few Decorations in there somewhere!
(-But no Wailmer Dolls, though. They take up the whole mat, then there's no room for the Mudkip Doll.
-But I like Mudkips, though!
-Who doesn't?
-Exactly!)
If I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you a Slowpoketail!
(But not a real Slowpoketail, that’s cruel!)
And if I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you a Unova pet!
(Yep!
Like a Liepard,
Or an Axew!)
And if I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you Marowak’s remains!
(Ooh, you’d be keepin’ that Bonkeeper’s bones!)
And if I had $1000000,
I’d buy your love…
If I had $1000000,
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store!
If I had $1000000,
We’d take a Bicycle ‘cause it costs more!
If I had $1000000,
We wouldn’t have to drink Fresh Water!
(But we would drink Fresh Water.
-Gotta be better for you than Lemonade!
-Yeah, I don't get how Lemonade heals more than water.
-Must be all that sugar.
-Then wouldn't Soda Pop heal the most?
-Only if they use real sugar.
-Ah.)
If I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you a Shed Shell!
(But not a real Shed Shell, that’s cruel!)
And if I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you some Mulch!
(You want Damp or Gooey or Stable?)
And if I had $1000000,
(If I had $1000000,)
I’d buy you a Mankey!
(Haven’t you always wanted a Mankey?)
And if I had $1000000,
I’d buy your love… Oh, yeah!
If I had $1000000!
(If I had $1000000!)
If I had $1000000!
(If I had $1000000!)
If I had $1000000,
I’d be Green!
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